BREAKSESH 08

OH MY GOODNESS
I'm finally done with my first semester of what was the most awesome yet difficult four months of my life. College is definitely one of those experiences. Even if you don't plan on going to college just go for one semester. Your outlook on life changes so much and your really learn your priorities in life. My life in highschool was all about Tony Hawk's Underground, and The Office. Now i barely have time for either. I look back at what life was like during high school and it wasn't bad at all but from what my life is now, I would hate to go back. Finals week was a bitch, I was freaking out nonstop but for some reason i couldn't buckle down. My inner conscious just knows sometimes the right way to do things and as much as I may be "freaking out" about it my entire body and mind is saying don't worry it will be fine.
I studied for like two hours total for Biology and got a 90 on my final, in Chemistry I got a 70 on my final. The ACS exam that the average student only gets a 20 percent on. I give myself props but now i'm more stoked than ever for another semester of College. Now that i know how things go down i have a little bit more of a grip on the steering wheel. BAM PLUS next semester my radio show is going to be sick I've had it three shows now and it's beyond AWESOME in fact its BEYAWEOMSE!!!
KYLE AND I ARE GOING TO START MAKING FLIERS AND SHIT TO ADVERTISE he's got some weird ideas but so do I so its awesome. This lady at safeway told me about her retirement and how she wants to learn how to use computers. To learn how to use computers shes taking classes at the community college so now she has to get a part time job. I told her that she should just get her grand kids to show her. By the look on her face and the awkward silence i'd of thought that she never thought of that idea.
SO BAM CHANGES LIVES WILLIAM WOODS 2008
IN STORES 2008 BAM BAM BAM BAM 2008 WILLIAM WOODS
IN STORES IN STORES 2008
2008
IN STORES

P.S. The GFRIEND and I have been hitt'n up some sweet Christmas parties

SAY WHAT DANCE FEST 08

So on the first Wednesday of every month in room 449 at 4:49 pm for 49 magical minutes there is an epic dance party.
I seemed to have busted everyones balls on this one cuz my moves were that INTENSE!!!!!
MELTING FACES AND GIVING ORGASMS is the best way to describe it.


Thats me busting out the move i like to call " WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING OUT OF MY STOMACH"
Just know that there is little in this world better at getting out emotional sludge than dancing
DANCING 24/7 365!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THATS HOW ITS DONE!!!!!!



Just to give you a look at what it was like on the dance floor i think the flash kind of takes away from the feel, but that's m buddy Craig he danced so hard a brick flew off of a shelf and clunked him in the head but he just dance-walked it out it was one of the more brutal things i have seen since coming on to the dance scene.

The end of break and the start of Shaving

BAM!!!!
So i'm back from the great warmth of home to the rigid poo smelling college life HAHA YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shaved my sweet beard today and i don't really miss it
It wasn't really a beard it was more like someone through glue on my face and then a ball of pubes and Douala i got a sweet looking whatever you want to call it on my face that is hair.

I have so much to be doing right now but I'm so excited for my RADIO SHOW TONIGHT FROM 6-8 that i am officially freaking out
I napped then i worked on my lab REPORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then i drank an energy drink and then REALLY STARTED WORKING ON MY LAB REPORE!!!
I'm telling you right now that nice little break 2 weeks before Winter break is heaven
I did absolutley nothing and now I am so excited to rule the shit out of my classes
I just got an 85 on my Chem testarooni and before that i got a much needed 80 on my Biologenesis( Biology) test!!!!
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS FREAK THE FUCK OUT ABOUT MY FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE MY GRADES ARE AT THAT SWEET SWEET POINT WHERE ITS PASS OR FAIL which i guess is the case for all grades and finals unless you have an A++++++++++++++++++++++++ and thats a shit load of pluses!!!!
I am off to the radio starish life so until we meet again I am going to say......
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well fuck it i dont know later gator

BREAKSGIVING

THANKSGIVING
FULL OF FOOD at least for me which i'm super thankful for.
I woke up to so many people's texts that i could tell were sent to everyone else on their phone list.
I happen to dis like that shit
COME ON is it really that hard to personalize it a little bit
I don't even know how nor want to know how to mass text
TEXT MESSAGES should be personal haha well to some extent
So far i worked two days this break and they were really pleasant.
It was the easiest shift in the world. It consisted of me watching some old people swim laps while i power washed the deck and blasted SOME CHRISTMAS JAMS 08
IT was KILLER!
I recently sold my Keytar on EBAY FOR 350 dollars which was SOO KICK ASS!
I bought it for 155 off ebay after i got my wisdom teeth out
I had this BALLS dream of myself creating the world with a YAMAHA SHS-10 It was those crazy drugs they put me under with. I then made it a life goal to own a keytar i have to say the pain pills might have had something to do with it. So I recently bought the Lights cd



If you feel like listening to music that makes you want to get on with your life this is it!!!!!!!
I have been enjoying it a lot lately and give that shit a listen.
Anyways i also got some new wheels for my heelies so i'll be shredding it up GNAR GNAR any chance i get but the sidewalks on campus make me fall ALL THE TIME
THUS I LOOK FOOLISH BUT FUCK THOSE PEOPLE I DO WHAT I WANT
SAME TO YOU
LETS KEEP IT REAL, PEACE

they don't get it

girls, politicians, and professors,
fuck them

PLANTS

So in biology we are learning about plants, boring as shit right.
BUT BAMOMATIC, plants are pretty kick ass
CHECK CHECK IT
did you know that tomato plants when an insect such as a caterpillar feasts upon its leaves, within seconds the plant lets out two hormones.
one hormone a protease inhibitor that that fucks with the caterpillars ability to DIGEST, then it lets off another one that makes the caterpillar smell really good to some predators out there, so not only does it stop the caterpillar in its tracks its going out for vengeance.
Did you know when a plant is grazed it actually improves the photosynthetic rate of the plant, and the plant grows 4 stems for ever 1 that was eaten, I'm like shit that's why dem weeds in my backyurd be all crazy in da summertime.
THEN THERES THE PLANTS IN THE DESSERT LIKE MOSQUITE TREES BECAUSE THE ROOTS ON IT GROWS INTO THE GROUND 40 ft.
i'm kind of blown away.
KEVIN COSTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
was at my school yesterday talking about OBAMA!!!
IT WAS PRETTY SICK WIT IT!!!
HES A GOOD GUY

ahhh yes

so i have been giving the new Copeland a listen to, and i am really impressed.
There past album Eat,Sleep, Repeat is really depressing, still good but really depressing.
Anyways this one; You Are My Sunshine, is really good.
It made me think a lot about what life is about.
These thoughts are not new for me but it was a reminder.
I could be blind, or only have one leg.
I could be mentally challenged, or i could have cancer.
I could be starving and broke, stranded in some city i don't know
Both of my parents could be dead.
LIFE COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE
I COULD GO ON FOREVER WITH THIS LIST


IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE
IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE

don't take shit for granted, and just live life to the fullest
and i support this 100 percent of the time
there is no need to waste your time being sad, when there is SO MUCH TO BE HAPPY ABOUT!!!!
LIVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!